My name is Sare. I'm a golden butterfly. I like cats, sparkles, furniture, and stuff.
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What is your battle cry?
Reblogged from jesumonster
Running over the hotel lobby, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Veela! And he gives a low cry:
“I’m going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!”
Prowling out of the tundra, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Jessica! And she gives a low howl:
“I’m going to smash you until you acquire caulrophobia, and trade you for a candy bar!!!”
(just for the record, caulrophobia isn’t a word. Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns…)
Running along the tarmac, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sare! And she gives an ominous bellow:
“This one’s for you, mom! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!”
(Source: chantillyxlacey)
